Executioner

Posted by - s L i K e R s - | 3:21 PM | | 27 comments »

A man is working on the buses in the US collecting tickets.

He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the man is sent down for murder and seeing as it's Texas he's sent to the electric chair. On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.

"Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?" "Yes" answers the executioner. "Can I have that green banana?"

The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he's eaten it. When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive. The executioner can't believe it.


"Can I go?" the man asks. "I suppose so" says the executioner, "that's never happened before."

The man leaves and eventually gets a job back on the buses selling tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair. The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas.

The bloke is again sat in the chair. "What is your final wish?" asks the executioner. "Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch ?" says the condemned man. The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch. Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the
chair. The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.

Well, would you believe, the bloke gets his job back on the buses. Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this
time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair again. The executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply to The chair, determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair smiling.

"What's your final wish ?" asks the executioner. "Well" says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch.?" The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included. The executioner pulls the handle and a brazillion volts go through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark.

"I give up" says the executioner, "I don't understand how you
can still be alive after all that?". He stroked his chin. "It's something to do with that green banana isn't it" he asked.

Nahh" said the bloke,

"I'm just a really bad conductor"

By : squiffy

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27 comments

  1. Anonymous // 30 October, 2008  

    He's got the point. he IS as bad conductor by all means

  2. eny // 21 December, 2010  

    gokill abis mennn.....
    ayo ngakak....

  3. septic tank biotech // 27 November, 2012  

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  4. toko bunga banjarnegara // 05 December, 2012  

    Amazing article

  5. obat herbal asam urat // 05 February, 2013  

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  6. Sepatu Futsal Murah // 16 March, 2013  

    Harus Pake translate...:D

  7. awalina online // 31 March, 2013  

    mantap, nice info

  8. Sepatu Futsal Murah // 09 May, 2013  

    Nice info gan

  9. Dunia internet // 26 May, 2013  

    Makasih gan infonya

  10. tanda-tanda kanker // 27 May, 2013  

    info yang bagus, dan bermanfaat untuk saya. salam sukses

  11. hukum makelar // 01 June, 2013  

    Nice info gan,ditunggu seputar piala eropa 2013 nya :D

  12. Read More // 07 June, 2013  

    thanks infonya gan, sangat bermanfaat sekali... :D

  13. obat herbal ambeien // 16 June, 2013  

    translate dulu sob

  14. Hartono Wijaya // 17 June, 2013  
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    nice post, well done

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  18. toko gasa // 19 August, 2013  

    Artikel yang menarik, thanks for you friends

  19. apa penyebab kista rahim // 21 August, 2013  

    Terima kasih atas informasinya, walau kurang paham dengan maksudnya namun saya acungi jempol atas informasi yang memang benar-benar menarik.
    Thanks
    Indra Kurniawansyah

  20. manfaat berpikir indah // 09 November, 2013  

    terimakasih atas infonya ya, sukses selalu buat blog ini!

  21. kado pernikahan // 16 December, 2013  

    blognya oke bangetz sob

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    muantep abis gan...

  23. stp biotech // 03 October, 2014  

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  24. septic tank biotech // 03 October, 2014  

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